When I first read that Mandy Moore hated her first two albums and apologized to the fans that purchased them, I had a conflict of thoughts. First, I agreed with her; her music fucking sucks. It was brought in at a time when the industry was shitting out bubble-gum pop stars in order to get 10-year-old girls to dress provocatively and gyrate their still-boyish figures around in an attempt to look “sexy.” Then, I thought her distaste for her first two albums is kind of an insult to the fans that bought them. But those thoughts disappeared quickly once I realized anyone who actually owns that music is deserving of every insult known to man. But after reading this bullshit press release again, I realized she’s either trying to get a new fan base or hoping she can cash in on the maturity of her former fans, because the whole thing just sounds like a ploy to get people to buy her new album. Quotes Mandy about her new LP, comprised entirely of cover tracks,” Whenever people ask, 'Which of your albums should I listen to?' I say, 'NOTHING BUT COVERAGE'. Burn the rest." Fuck you, ya dumb bitch. I’m sick of these no-talent hacks like her and Jessica Simpson making money off someone else’s hard work. You know who can get away with covering other people’s music? People who worked hard, and got where they were by writing their own songs (i.e. Johnny Cash,) or someone with enough musical ability to remake the song in their own image (i.e. Me First and the Gimme-Gimmes.) Not some overrated karaoke-monkey.


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I remember Mandy Moore from her jumping on the pop-princess bandwagon in the late 90's. I can't really remember anything she sang, since my recollection of watching MTV at the time consisted of me kicking the screen and bitching about where Headbanger's Ball went. But I do remember commenting on how she was the least fuckable of all the cookie-cutter pop stars.
Now, after seeing these photos of her and that juicy ass at the beach, I fully retract my statement. Jesus, it seems like everytime a female celeb that I like to bash wears a bikini, I automatically start liking her. Except for Paris Hilton, of course. She looks like a lamp post in a bikini. That is, if lamp posts dripped acid from their infected vaginas...