Here are some brand new Jessica Simpson upskirt pictures that show off her very sexy bare ass. We really have to give props to the perverted paparazzi for these pictures – he must have broken a few laws while taking them.

Check out these new pictures of Jessica Simpson at the airport proudly wearing her Tony Romo jersey showing off her sexy, rock hard pokies. Congrats Tony, I bet her ass feels like silk.

Today some bikini candids of Jessica Simpson surfaced, and in one of them we get to see the face that Tony Romo has seen many times before – her O face. Other than that these pictures don’t show much, the paparazzi really dropped the ball with this one.

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Check out these new pictures of Jessica Simpson on some yacht doing her best “I’m an attention whore” wave to the paparazzi as she shows off her trendy fucking dog. At least the bitch could stand up and bend over and give us something to look at for Christ’s sake.

I know this isn’t the best celebrity up skirt picture you’ve ever seen, but it is of Jessica Simpson and it does show a little bit of her ass. So until she gets a little more risqué in her daily routines and clothing choices these will have to make do.

Here are some new Esquire magazine pictures of Jessica Simpson where she gets all wet and looks sexy as fuck.

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Jessica Simpson is easily one of the hottest “actresses” in Hollywood, and it’s because she nails that “dumb blonde” act better than anyone. She couldn’t act to save her life, but who gives a fuck with cleavage and an ass like hers.

These are older pictures of Jessica Simpson and in them she looks hotter than I’ve ever seen her before. Man that Nicky Lachey is a dumb fucker for getting rid of that, no matter how crazy or stupid she is. Enjoy.

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Check out these pictures of Jessica Simpson, these are from am upcoming issue of ELLE Magazine, and she looks stunning as always.

I really have no idea when these pictures were taken, but they might be a bit dated since she is with John Mayer. However they are pretty nice pictures because we can see the wonderful breast of Jessica Simpson. Now, some might call these a nip slip, a boob slip or a tit slip, but whatever it is, it’s fucking hot.

A Jessica Simpson Sex Tape? God let it be true. I can’t explain to you what I would do to my body if I watched a Jessica Simpson sex tape. The reports are starting to spread around the internet, and I can only pray to Jesus that this rumor turns to fact. A Jessica Simpson Sex Tape would turn the celebrity gossip world on its head.

Until I get my hands on this sex tape, you will all have to settle for these pictures of Jessica Simpson in Blender Magazine. These are actually outtakes of her pictorial she did for Blender Magazine, and I’m pretty sure these are old, but I wanted to give you guys something to go along with the sex tape rumor.

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What’s hotter than Jessica Simpson in a bikini? Not a whole lot, and even though these are considered bikini candids, they aren’t that hot. Knowing that the paparazzi swarm around her like killer bees in Africa, she took the conservative look when she went swimming in South Beach recently.

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Check out these new hot-as-balls pictures of Jessica Simpson. She continues to look like a fucking angel, and better each time I see pictures of her.

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Jessica Simpson looks fucking great in black. In fact, next time she’s planning on coming over for a booty call, you better believe that I’m telling her to wear a short black dress with a black thong.

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Celebrities never learn. Jessica Simpson recently was photographed without wearing a bra under her blouse, so the flash from the camera made the blouse see through and exposed her lovely luscious breasts. This pictures are pretty hot right now, so be sure to tell everyone where you found them, after of course masturbating to them.

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Our good friends over at Hollywood Sleazy have scored some new bikini candids of Jessica Simpson. They aren’t the best quality, but they do show her hot body in a very sexy pink bikini.

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Here are the rest of the pictures of Jessica Simpson in the upcoming Maxim, that I orginally posted on last week. I’m not too crazy with this photo shoot, in my opinion Jessica Simpson is way too hot for a toned down shoot like this.

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Here is the new cover of Maxim Magazine that features Jessica Simpson. I haven’t seen the rest of the picture set yet, but as soon as I do I will get them posted. I just hope that she decides to do Playboy in the near future. I’d love to see her naked body every morning plastered on my bathroom wall as I take my morning piss.

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One of my favorite asses happens to belong to Jessica Simpson. That’s fine with me though, I would only think of her as an added bonus for one hell of an ass. So I was looking through my celebrity content tonight and thought that I would put together a collection of ass shots of Jessica Simpson. Call it a weekend bonus if you will, or call it just a shrine of one of the best asses on the planet, either one works for me.

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Here are some stunning pictures that I found of Jessica Simpson. She may be as dumb as a brick laying on the side of the street, but damn she is one fine piece of ass.

Alright so me and Jessica Simpson are sorta seeing each other. She comes over when she’s lonely and I wax her up like a bee on a honeycomb. These are pictures I took recently of her unpacking her “booty call” bag when she first arrived at my place.

You can all be jealous now.

Here we go with more pictures of Jessica Simpson out in public, as always not being shy about showing the world her pokies. She always looks aw4esome in black, I swear I can only imagine the crazy shit she’s willing to do in the bedroom, please god let there be a sex tape floating around.

I’ve always liked Jessica Simpson’s ass. I could take or leave the rest of her, but that ass of hers has become a part of my thoughts, dreams and prayers.

Here's an old pic of Jessica Simpson's backside as she's getting help with putting on her wedding dress. Man, I bet if Nick Lachey sees this article he'd probably wonder why the fuck he ever left her. Eh, he's probably just content in the knowledge that he no longer has to deal with that irritating cunt on a daily basis. And yes, I'm referring to her father.

Besides, he probably tags more ass than a donkey rancher these days...

Jessica Simpson in W Magazine

I wonder who Jessica Simpson was shopping for recently for Valentine’s Day. Who really cares, I just wish she would blow me out.

Jessica Simpson sure has been getting around a lot lately. First she was seen leaving Adam Levine’s house early in the morning without make-up and looking like she’d been up giving up the booty all night. Then she gets in a tiff with Lindsay Lohan over Adam Levin, and then she’s seen out with two different men over the Super Bowl weekend. It seems that Jessica is trying very hard to forget about her ex-husband and is working her way around Hollywood in pure Paris Hilton Fashion.

Jessica Simpson leaves Space restaurant after meeting probably another candidate for her next booty call, damn I wish I was on that list.

I have a suggestion for you, Jessica. Pose nude. Sure, it may make you lose a degree of dignity, and it's not something a good Christian girl from Texas would really want to do, but I have news for you. You're not very talented, and you've done a few things lately not very becoming of a good Christian girl, such as infidelity, divorce and worshipping a false idol (yourself.) So what's a little nudity going to do to your ever-growing list of indiscretions? Besides, I've seen enough nip-slip photos of you to know your breasts really long for public display. So don't do it for me, Jess. Do it for your tits.

You know, like most media whores I tend to wonder about whether it's a sigh of relief or a devastating blow for Nick Lachey to finally rid himself of the shackles of marriage to Jessica Simpson. Let's face it, these titillating photos of her at a cancer benefit must remind him that he no longer gets to tag that ass. So, just for shits and grins, let's weight out the pros and cons of divorcing Jessica for Ol' Nick, shall we?


PRO: He can now make out with strange girls at high school football games without fear of reprisal.

CON: He no longer gets to titty-fuck THIS:

In case you guys are ever interested in documentation, these are the official divorce papers that Jessica Simpson filed yesterday. I'm actually kind of suprised that incurable insanity wasn't checked off, because Nick had to have been nuts to put up with Daddy's Little Girl for a little over 3 years. But then again, I haven't seen her naked (yet.) She's probably got a pussy that tastes like ice cream...


Read the documents hereNote: You need Adobe Reader to be able to view these documents. Ad since I'm too fucking lazy to link you to a download source, let's just assume that these are legitimate papers and not just another McRib petition.

As a famous and sexy person, I can fully relate to the stressors of everyday life that a hot bitch like Jessica Simpson has to go through. So a nasty divorce could only just add fuel to the fire, and would make anyone a little testy. But does that excuse her from making obscene gestures at poor, innocent papparazzi? Only if the hounding snapshots were followed with questions such as these:

"Hey Jessica, now that you're single, hows 'bout whipping out one'a them sweet titties?"

Okay, I'll be honest and tell you I can't possibly list this source as reliable. But if it is, and People magazine comes out with this exclusive in two weeks it will ruin Nick's career worse than starting a boy band with his ugly younger brother. But I had to divulge the information to you because I believe it. No self-respecting man would put up with her ignorant daddys-girl shit for that long and NOT want to show her his strong pimp-hand, I don't care if her pussy tastes like ice cream. Hell, I've been wanting to slap her ever since she stepped onto the scene...


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Jessica Simpson was dumped by her publicist of two years, Brad Cafarelli, due his exhaustion of having to confess daily that her marriage isn't a scam, and putting up with her control-freak of a father. Wait, did you guys think I was gonna say she was dumped by her husband? Sorry about the ruse, but give it some time, kids. Sooner or later even she's got to wisen up. Well, maybe not, but Nick doesn't strike me as the type who has much more patience. Either he's going to go ahead and confess he's sick of her shit now, or he'll dump her later when catches her dad flicking her bean in their bedroom. But even someone with the common sense of a rodeo clown can see this relationship's on the outs...


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Shit like this really pisses me off. I'm a HUGE advocate for safe driving, especially since I tend to be on the road quite a bit. And it just chafes my taint when I see stupid bitches doing all sorts of shit that keeps their eyes off the road while driving. Never mind the fact that I think the Sidekick is a pointless accessory nowadays. The only good use I can even find for it is if you're bored in class and want to do something that keeps you awake while your teacher rambles on in a monotonous voice. But if you absolutely MUST talk to someone behind the wheel, get a fucking Bluetooth for your phone; DON'T chickenpeck at a miniature QWERTY keyboard. Your fucking car has enough distractive bells and whistles. Besides Jess, we all know you're not the most absorbant tampon in the box. Using the two functioning brain cells we're aware of might be better spent on trying not to crash into someone.