03/19/09 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
I probably posted these pictures at some point in the last few years, but regardless even if I did, they are definitely worth posting again. I used to have a rule that I’d post anything of Jessica Alba, and well there hasn’t been a whole lot of her to post lately, so they pictures of her and her rock hard pokies will have to work.
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09/25/08 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba has been showing off her incredible post baby body in a bikini all week while on vacation and the pictures are slowly trickling out. These aren’t the best bikini ass shots in the world, but they are of Jessica Alba which makes them worth checking out regardless. Hopefully some better shots will surface soon.
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09/23/08 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Check out these bikini pictures of Jessica Alba showing off her sexy body that she somehow managed to get back into shape after having a baby just a few months ago. Thank you Jessica for getting that ass back in shape!
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05/17/07 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba has a new movie coming out soon called “Good Luck Chuck”. In this movie she gets butt ass naked in some nice bathtub scenes and we also get to see some of her our other nice features such as her ass in some nice panties. These are screen captures from the new movie, when I get a hold of the video I will do my best to post it.
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10/26/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
I just scored these Jessica Alba pictures of her and her boyfriend frolicking in the ocean. Speculation is that she and her boyfriend are having sex. I looked at these pictures and it looks like Jessica Alba is naked, I can’t see any strings at all of her bikini. Is she having sex in public? You be the judge.
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09/04/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
By rule of thumb I will post pictures of Jessica Alba doing anything. In these pictures she’s taking her dog for a walk in the park, and again, I find myself wanting to be her dog. I could only dream about Jessica having me on a leash, making me roll over and fetch, oh, the games we could play.
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08/31/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba is the only woman that’s hot enough to leave my wife over (well her and Carmen Electra). I’ve been known to post pictures of her do just about anything, just because of how hot she is. She would make gardening or taking out the trash look hot.
So here’s pictures of her from a recent Instyle photoshoot, enjoy.
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07/27/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba has slimmed down quite a bit over the summer, but she’s still one of the most sought after celebs on the planet. She’s just incredibly hot and has a very toned body, one that makes me drool uncontrollably. I have said before that I will post pictures of Jessica Alba doing anything and today’s post just backs that up. Here she is walking her dog in a blue bikini, and just because she’s wearing a bikini, we can successfully call these Jessica Alba bikini candids. Enjoy.
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07/19/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
These are a bit dated, I’m not exactly sure how old they really are, but since I don’t watch MTV and have never seen the show “Trippin”, there is no way for me to know. But since I’m secretly in love with Jessica Alba and I had never seen these before, I decided to post them, besides they are pretty hot.
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06/21/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba is the standard of Grade-A Hotness. She is hands down the hottest female celeb on the entire earth, and in my eyes all others are compared to her before I even consult Mr. Penis about her placement on his fantasy wish list.
Tonight I found these pictures of Jessica Alba from the 2005 MTV movie awards and for some reason I didn’t even know they existed. But as you can see she was caught wearing a see through shirt where we get a full view of her boobies, and I must say they are everything that I thought they would be.
I now believe in god.
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06/16/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
I love Jessica Alba. Even though she’s an annoying Hybrid owner/driver she still is one of the hottest female celebs on the market today. I always jump at the chance to get some fresh paparazzi pictures of her, and today we scored some of her on the set of her new movie “Bill”. Now these pictures will be a voyeur’s dream come true, because in these pictures Jessica is showing is exactly how she sucks.
Mr. Penis gets credit for that.
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06/06/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
When I first saw these pictures of Jessica Alba, I thought I could make a few jokes about her buying cakes from a bakery and that would be it. But while editing these pictures I found something that really got my attention. In two of these pictures you can plainly see a guy in the background playing pocket pool while staring at Jessica Alba. Now I’m not sure why no one else standing around this guy noticed, but if you look it’s as plain as the cakes in Jessica Alba’s arms.
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06/05/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba. What can I really say that hasn’t already been said? All I know is that I’d stick Mr. Penis in a toaster for a chance to sleep with Jessica Alba. I would sell my own mother and the house she lives in to see Jessica Alba’s sweet spot and a chance to taste her sweet juices.
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05/15/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Yes, I know these pictures are fakes, but can’t a guy dream? These pictures have been floating around the internet for a few weeks now and I finally decided to put them up. In my mind nothing would be hotter than to be in a sex sandwich with Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria.
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05/10/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Man would I love to until the knot that lies on the lower back of Jessica Alba. Just about everyone has a “tramp stamp” or a tattoo on their lower back these days and no matter how many times I see them I still think they are sexy as fuck. So these are the first pictures I’ve ever seen of her tattoo, I would have expected something more unique from her, but I’ll take what I can get.
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04/14/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Check out my future wife, Jessica Alba in this cute little pink top that just gracefully shows some nice nipple action.
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03/13/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
It’s no secret to the visitors of The Feeding Tube that we think Jessica Alba has one of the sweetest asses to ever grace these pages. I had an idea a while back about doing an “Ass-Compilation” of Jessica Alba, so it worked out great when I stumbled upon a collection of her ass pictures today.
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03/09/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba recently attended a party for one of the finest whiskey’s around; Crown Royal. In all the pictures I grabbed of her hanging out at the party, not one of them showed her drinking any of the sweet nectar and getting crazy and showing off her panties.
Where is the Paris Hilton influence when you need it?
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03/03/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba wants her picture taken off of the cover of Playboy's March issue featuring "Sexy Celebs," and is even going so far as to request money for her picture appearing without her consent. Alba's lawyer claims the cover shot is meant to "dupe the public into believing that there may be nude shots of the actress inside the publication." And you thought only the Feeding Tube pulled that kind of shit!
Listen, Jessica. I understand you're worried about ruining your image. I've noticed this because of the last few Disney-esque films where you're either in a bikini throughout three-quarters of the movie, or you're playing a stripper. But this Good Samaritan bullshit about worrying if the consumer will assume you're naked in the magazine can stop right now. If someone is naive enough to think they'll finally see your pretty pussy, then they deserve to be tricked. Besides, they'll get over it quickly once they start administering the Devil's handshake to the hot Asian chick on page 63.
Source: Sun Times
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01/26/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba’s ass is a work of art; I can’t get over how perfect she is. I have an urge to collect hair and D.N.A samples from her while she sleeps so I can clone her over and over again, until every woman was Jessica Alba.
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01/18/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
I found these pictures of Jessica Alba getting a hair cut, and being the Jessica Alba whore that I am, here they are. Jessica Alba is so hot I’d watch her change dirty diapers.
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01/10/06 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
I have finally found some pictures of Jessica Alba topless. Now, before you get too excited these don’t show her actual breasts. I know, I was sad too, but these if anything are just another reason to be jealous of her boyfriend.
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12/28/05 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
I gotta tell ya, Into the Blue came out on DVD yesterday, and though I've not seen the movie, or have any clue what the storyline is about, I intend to buy this one. This is a weird move on my part, because I tend to consider buying DVD like they're an investment. So that usually means I check out the reviews, see the movie in the theater, then see it again when it's released on DVD. If I feel i could still watch it over and over, then I purchase it. But seeing as how Jessica Alba in a bikini is ALL I know about this movie, I'm fucking sold...
I never thought I'd be jealous of Paul Walker...
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12/16/05 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
It's Friday, and usually I take this time to do a service for you guys out there by posting nude photos of beautiful women. You see, I'm a firm believer in the maxim that you have to pull one out before you hit the clubs, lest ye be succumbed to the over-anxious need to jiz out seconds into the game when you manage to get a new piece of ass. But I'm also a realist in the fact that most of the guys who come on here to look at beautiful and scantily-clad women think a breast feels like an LCD screen. So that, coupled with my affection (okay, more like ERECTION) for Jessica Alba brings you this gallery of our favorite movie star.
Just about every time I've ever posted pics of Jessica I accompanied it with a rant on how much I'd love to see her naked. But lately I've been trying to 'walk a mile in another man's mocassins,' so to speak. So I ask myself, "if I were dating Jessica Alba (which would be AWESOME,) how would I feel about her posing naked?" And the answer is, "you might as well take pictures of her naked, because if I were dating her, she'd rarely be wearing clothes anyway." Excuse me while I kiss the sky...
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12/09/05 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Man, I can't WAIT for the day Jessica decides a movie is classy enough to drop trou and show us the goods. I could have probably worded that better by saying something along the lines of, "I can't wait until Jessica deems a movie classy enough to pose naked in an artistic fashion." But we all know we're not going to ogle her muff, ass, and perfect tits and think to ourselves, "Now that's artsy!" Okay I WOULD, but I'd still have my cock in my hand while I thought it...
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11/17/05 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
I'm not sure what this movie is that she's working on, but since I'm not seeing leather, a bikini, or -God-willing- a leather bikini, I'm assuming this is just some serious acting role. The plot is probably about these evil scientists who try and take over the world by dressing Jessica up as a fucking librarian and depressing men and lesbians worldwide. But their plot is foiled by my over-active imagination, and the fact that even just her face causes me to have a mammoth erection. Hmm, maybe it's better that she not do nude scenes due the possibility that it might cause my helmet to pop off. Ah, screw it. It's totally worth the risk...
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10/19/05 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Jessica Alba has agreed to return for a second installment of Sin City as Nancy, the hot-as-balls stripper who somehow doesn't piss the customers off when she forgets to show the goods. Let's hope upon hope that this time she remembers. You know, I seem to recall a little while back she said she would do a nude scene if she likes the script enough. And judging from the portfolio of movies she's been in, I really doubt she was talking about an arthouse flick. C'mon Jessica, let those babies out! We promise not to stare...much.
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10/16/05 - Posted in: Jessica Alba - By: Celebrity Porn King
Dear God,
Could you please tell Jessica Alba that it would do my heart good to be able to put NSFW in one of her photo spreads? And please send another hurricane through Texas, but this time make the fucker count.
Love,
FDS
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