Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria on the set of Desperate Housewives taken this week, and although there really isn’t anything earth shattering about them, I thought they were worth posting. I mean she does have one amazing ass.

Eva Longoria does it again and smokes out all of the other competition this year as far as bikini candids go. She looks fucking fantastic in these bikini pictures taken today in Italy. My god this chick is just about perfect.

Here are some new bikini pictures of Eva Longoria in Mexico. She, as always looks incredible, I just wish she was wearing a thong bikini instead.

Check out these sexy new lingerie pictures of Eva Longoria. She is an incredible woman who just gets better looking with age.

Here are some new sexy, smoking hot pictures of Eva Longoria for some ad campaign.

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Here are some new bikini candids of Eva Longoria and they are fucking hot. They show off her smoking hot ass and her incredible, one of a kind body.

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One of my favorite all time Latino chicks is Eva Longoria. She just has an ass that won’t quit and some of the sexiest skin ever produced by the man upstairs. These are some fresh new bikini candids of her this weekend, and as always her ass makes a nice guest appearance.

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Here are some new pictures of Eva Longoria wearing the fuck out of some sexy lingerie. Some of the hottest pictures of her to surface in quite some time, enjoy.

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A few weeks back I posted some pictures of Eva Longoria in a thong playing volleyball for some charity. Well she was wearing shorts, but she took them off and decided she wanted to the attention and showed the world her fine ass. I applaud her for her generosity. So today while searching the internet I found some more pictures from that same day, and here they are in all their glory.

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Eva Longoria puts her ass right in our faces as she plays volleyball for the “Spike For Hope” charity. There are only a few good pictures of her but the ones we posted are pretty hot. I love Eva Longoria, but I love that sexy mole on her back right thigh even more.

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What’s hotter than Eva Longoria in a bikini? Eva Longoria naked. But until we get to see her naked we have to settle for her fine ass in a bikini.

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These pictures of Eva Longoria kissing another chick are from way back in 2005 from some lame B – Movie called Carlita’s Secret; but no matter how old they are, they are still fucking hot.

Eva Longoria is drop dead hot. Here she is in Man Magazine looking as hot as ever. I think her wrist tattoo is sexy as fuck. I wish she’d tattoo herself permanently in my lap.

Eva Longoria can be my desperate housewife any time that she wants. She’s fucking hot-as-balls and these pictures of her in Arena Magazine are smoking!

Eva Longoria is fucking amazing. I’ve never seen her on screen before, I’ve only seen pictures of her, but that is enough. She is smoking hot and one of my favorite female celebs to post.

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Eva Longoria has quickly become one of my favorites on The Feeding Tube. I personally just think she is hot-as-balls, and that alone is reason enough for me to post these pictures of her in an orange dress. These are nothing special, but they don’t really have to be, simply because she’s Eva Longoria.

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God I love Eva Longoria. I was going to post these bikini candids of her but our sister site Hollywood Backwash beat us to it.

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I’ve recently heard people say that Eva Longoria isn’t hot, that she is just another run of the mill looking chick, that isn’t all that. To those people I say: Open your fucking eyes! Stop looking at gay porn and guy’s abs and embrace one of the hottest chicks on the planet! Seriously, if you don’t think she is hot then there is just no hope for you. Just turn off your computer and turn on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, you need the education.

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Last week we posted the new cover of Maxim Magazine featuring the hot-as-balls Eva Longoria. Now, thanks to a loyal reader here are the rest of them in all their glory.

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Check out Eva Longoria on the September issue of Maxim Magazine. I will post these pictures of her when I get them, for now I just have the cover picture of her. But if you have these, please email them in to me so I can post them.

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Eva Longoria is hot-as-balls. She’s easiest one of the hottest MILFs on the planet. I’ll admit I’ve never seen her in any of her TV shows; I’m just a fan of her body after all the pictures I’ve seen of her. She’s hot, and that’s all that really matters, who cares if she can act.

Today I found these pictures of Eva Longoria in a bikini hanging out by a pool with her friends and she was kind enough to make sure that the camera man got a few ass shots of her. She actually looks mad in a couple of these pictures, and damn she looks sexy mad. I wish she would come over and get mad at me and Mr. Penis, that would be a dream come true.

That would make Mr. Penis stand up and shout, “It’s Free Pickle day at the Casino!”

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Eva Longoria Is super hot but damn she’s got some big old teeth, She looks like a rabbit. I bet she could chew her way through a bag of carrots in under 2 minutes.

Here are some hot, as always, pictures of Eva Longoria in the UK version of GQ Magazine. She is definitely one of my favorite celebrity MILFS. Man, I’d love to bag her bones, video tape it and sell our kinky love fest on eBay.

Eva Longoria is smokin’ t even when she’s out walking her dog. Eva should have MILF tattooed right across her forehead, and my name tattooed right across her ass.

Check out these hot pictures of Eva Longoria in Glamour Magazine, she never ceases to amaze me, and to top it off she has quite the booty. I love booty, especially warm coated booty with chocolate sauce.

Every time one of her girlfriends has a birthday, Eva Longoria likes to tell them, "Go fuck yourself." In a nice way, that is, because she always gives them vibrators. She believes the greatest gift for a friend is the abilty to pleasure themselves, and she is happy to provide the help. Longoria herself claims she never had an orgasm until she used a vibrator. I believe lots of women have that problem. I'm no pussyologist, but I think in many cases there's a metaphorical wall that needs to be broken down before the juices can freely flow. But in order to tear down that wall, a woman has to basically spelunk on down there and find her pleasure zone. I think initially the woman's G-spot is about the size of a freckle, but once it's been stimulated to the point of orgasm it grows in size. But like I said, I'm not a mufficionado, and this is merely speculation.

Most of the time I give Eva a lot of shit for her diva-like ways. And it's no secret that I don't think a lot of celebrities ever say anything thoughtful or intelligent. But I'm gonna have to tip my hat to Eva for this insight. Regarding dildos and love, Longoria believes learning what your own body enjoys sexually can improve your intimacy with your significant other. Assuming the person in question isn't a heartless piece of shit, I have to say she's spot on with that assumption. Also, there's something to be said about sharing your woman's dildo-experience along with her. It helps you out even more when trying to discover which erogenous zones pleasure her more than others (or, in many cases, where the fuck they are in the first place.) And then you can even purchase a better vibrator for her, and only bring it out when you are together. You know, one of those gas-powered ones with the shoulder strap, stuff like that. And don't worry if a mechanical piece of rubber is more impressive than you. Women are rather resilient, assuming they haven't shoved a street cone up there. Plus after a little dildo-fun, you can hop on in and take as little or as long as you want before you blow your load. Trust me, if she had an orgasm already, she had fun.

Hey all, hope you had a merry X-mas and all that jazz. Anyfuck, back to the grind. While you were festively drunk, this stupid shit happened:

This last Saturday was a time for most to check their own lists twice, and get all the last minute shopping out of the way. But for San Antonio Spurs player Tony Parker and girlfriend Eva Longoria, it was a time to act like you're above the law. While blocking traffic a bike cop pulled up and smacked the roof of his car (the universal police sign for "get a fucking move on.") But rather than doing what the officer wished, Parker decided to bitch and moan about his precious car being touched. Then the infuriated officer asked for Parker's license, in which the only one he had was a French license. As the officer wrote a ticket for the basketball star not having a license for operating a vehicle IN THIS COUNTRY, as well as impeding traffic, Longoria spouted off with, "He's just some Mexican bike cop trying to get your autograph." She denies making the remark, stating this,

"It's a shame that one officer conducted himself in such an inappropriate and disorderly manner. I never made any sort of racial slurs, let alone made any comments about the officer being Mexican, as a Mexican myself."

So what you're saying is that because you both are of the same heritage, there's no way you would point out his skin color? I call bullshit on that. I read shit about this bitch's delusions of grandeur all the fucking time, so I don't doubt at all that she said the comment. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she said something even MORE offensive, like, "Just let the little beaner fill his ticket quota, Tony. That way he can keep pedalling tortillas home to his family..." I'm thinking the fact that Eva is Mexican herself is the ONLY reason her comment didn't land her ass in jail.

Listen, cunt. Try and fess up that you did, in fact, make that off-color comment about the policeman. I'm a little worried the guy could lose his job if his department thinks his report was false. Oh, and Tony? Get a fucking Texas driver's license! Jesus, they practically shit it into your hands at the DMV these days...


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Eva Longoria was thrilled when Morgan Freeman commented on her petite size. She says little women are far more approachable than taller models, which is true. They're also easier to pick up and place on top of the cock than fat women, though admittedly I've never tried the latter. This is just me assuming. But you can be sure sex with smaller women have a few more perks than with others. Sure, you risk some heavy thigh bruises from their bony physique, but you can also experiment with them more. For instance, the next time you hook up with a petite girl, try letting her lay flat on top of you, and then after placing your man-meat in her spin her around like a Wheel of Fortune. I'm not sure it'll work, but it's always fun to try shit like that.

C'mon, fuckheads. Admit you're intrigued to try that one out...


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I have mixed emotions about Eva Longoria. Some of the time I consider her a little horse-faced. But there are pictures like these that remind me of the better times; when she's showing off that slim and sexy body. The apron is a nice touch too, and that's not just because I'm a pig. Okay, maybe it is...